The Bachelorette Edition – Men Tell All

Source: US Weekly
- How is it that after we see/hear JoJo crying, her makeup is always perfect and she doesn’t look like she’s been crying? I look like a tornado hit my face for at least an hour after crying that hard.
- How do the Bachelorettes get the boutonnieres to stay on so easily? I’ve done it a few times and felt bad because I’ve stabbed The Hubster in the chest a million times and then the flower is crooked and it looks like it’s precariously balanced on the jacket.
- Can I give a shout out to Chad? The Hubster hates watching most of the shows that I watch. But Chad’s antics were even crazy to him. And so for those few weeks, I was able to watch the show with him.
- Is it me or do Robbie and Jordan have the same haircut just styled differently? Also, both of their professions include the word “former” in them. So what exactly is it they do everyday?
- Oh my gosh – I forgot there were some really sweet guys on this season. I think Chad clouded all of our vision.
- Who will be the next Bachelor? Chase? Luke?
- I might tune into Bachelor in Paradise just to see the train wreck that is Chad. But I’m sure that ABC is hoping for just that. Wow. I’m gullible.

Source: nymag.com
- How did I forget that Chad ate a yam on tv? A RAW YAM PEOPLE! I can barely stomach a cooked one.
- Ouch. Chad dated the ex-girlfriends of Grant and Robbie? He screams desperation and wanting to remain relevant. Although see above. Clearly it’s working for both America, me, and ABC.
- Okay, enough of Chad’s madness. Let’s move on to someone else.
- Now we’re on Luke and Chase and I’ll admit, it’s so boring that I actually spaced out and didn’t really pay attention. Sad.
- I don’t have a lot of ex-boyfriends, but I’m very happy that I will never have to be in a room with them. Could you imagine?
- I have an enormous amount of respect for both JoJo and Chase. JoJo for not sleeping with someone she wasn’t really feeling.
- Best JoJo face of the night.

Source: buddytv.com
- Chris: Alex, what would you like to say to JoJo?
Alex: How could you dump me 2 seconds after you made me wear those stupid gaucho pants and hat?
- I really need to make a bean salad and cut up some strawberries for a snack tomorrow. But I am so distracted by this show.
- How funny/scary/hilarious is Vinny’s mom?
- Now I just need to know who is going to be the Bachelor. My friend Erin and I need to start getting excited. haha
I’m going to close this random stream of consciousness with this story.
When The Hubster and I were dating, I used to try to convince him that we should sign up to be on the Bachelorette. I would be the Bachelorette and of course I would pick him. And we could go on amazing dates. And see the world. And if I was the Bachelorette, I would try to pick some of our other friends so we could have a fun time together. But he always shot me down. And said that this was one of my worst ideas ever. Boo.
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